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December 2003
Here are some of my best lines -
When asked as a child, "'What did you bring home?', I answered - "Trouble!"
When my brother wrote me to tell me his dog had a successful hemorrhoid operation, I wrote back to say, "I'm glad your dog is now a rear admirable!"
Human beings are the funniest people I know.
Different people are different.
Not even my robot loves me.
Good thing for you my voodoo doll's in the shop.
It's OK to be a needy person. Just don't act like one.
Perfection is not an option.
You don't have to be self-destructive. Life is destructive enough.
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