Here are some of the best lines attributed to Mark Twain -

I was born modest, but it didn't last.

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

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